25 0r so things you might or might not know or don’t want to know about me (yeah as if I want to tell you niggaz but the fact that I have bin tagged l

1. I AM A GIRL! So 4 all you dudes(my guy pals) who talk bout guy stuff as if I am one of you, yeah I got boobs!
2. I really hate it when I tell you my name and any1 born in the 1980’s immediately joke ‘Imelda Marcos’ yeah, yeah she was stinkin’ rich but the joke got lame kinda like 20 years ago.
3. I cannot, I repeat cannot refuse to do a dare but that aint an excuse 4 u to get me to give you head or make me go naked tho I once ended up running naked in the middle of Nairobi at 3 am.
4. Did I say I am a girl, so tho I am a footie n rugie fanatic, that doesn’t mean that if I watch dancing or skating that I am weird
5. I never go to church, I never want to go to church. Now this is not bragging or so but I tend to think that forcing people to get saved is not biblical and telling me I am a sinner! Who the FUCK are you to judge me! I love god but in my heart.
6. It takes me like 1 min to talk to you, 5 min to like you, and you have to be really close for me to even think of trusting you, but trust me, betray me and I will hurt you, physically or emotionally,, hurt me and I will kill you!
7. I am part geek, part crazy social n part loner, depends on where I am or with who I am. I tend to relate with all these different people.
8. I am an Anime addict, I can go 3 days running watching Bleach, Naruto and any action packed Japanese series or movies without sleep, trust me I have done it..
9. I live in Ngong, so fucking what!
10. Nigga, the fact that I sort of flirted with you in a club or somewhere, doesn’t mean I automatically want to make out or sleep with you.
11. Sex and love are completely different things to me, you can have sex without love but you can’t have love without sex.
12. On that, the fact that I can think of sex without love doesn’t mean I sleep around.and i never sleep with a dude without making a connection,. it has to be something more, deep, coz i can't handle hit n runs.
13. Best ever animated movie ‘the lion king”
14. Best ever movie, “300”(Spartans, tonight we dine in hell), I’m addicted to that
15. If you were ever in a boarding high school in western, ur insane n crazy but u rock!
16. I have ever dreamt I am Spiderman and was making out with M.J (weird I know)
17. Trust me when I say this, my closet looks like a turbo charged engine went off in it.takes me a full hour to find anything in it
18. I make the best damned spicy, bred crumbed, barbecued chicken this side of the rift valley, and I challenge anyone who says otherwise.
19. Pliz for anyone, why the hell would you want to smell like you just dipped in a drum full of putrid sweat early in the morn, there are deodorants for a sok u know.
20. I am not n Kenyan timer! If it’s eleven I do not mean 1:30.
21. I am an emotional person; I form connections beyond the physical.
22. I once wanted to be a nun, 2 years later wanted to be a mortuary attendant (for real) then an assassin 4 hire,
23. He closest rela I have now is my younger bro ( I still insist he’s younger tho he looks like he’s 5 yrs older, and a lot of you don’t believe me when I say so). But that doesn’t change he is a lazy ass nigger
24. My life is complicated, to be in a relationship with me whether friendship or romantic is to accept me n my shit.
25. I absolutely love food, traditional or junk. Addicted to pizza and kuku kienyeji.
26. (it was 25 or so things) I feel people don’t want t hurt you but eventually they do, and it’ll hurt like shit, trust me I again found that out just recently.
27. I rarely wear underwear, unless I have to…
28. I worship the genius who invented tequila and baileys, and would sell my soul to them.
29. My middle name is out of bounds people, so stop fishing..The only people who know my middle name are 3 friends, ex fiancée( yes I nearly said I do),my gram, and my parents, ( the last two who are no longer alive)
30. If I had one wish, I’d live in the ancient Europe times, where there was magic, wars, demons and monsters, empires and kingdoms, knights and bards and definitely no tv or traffic!

So for the sake of everyone who is in face book, never ever make me write something like this again….

Nakedness in town, and i mean full blown STREAKING!!

Ok have i ever told u niggaz how, and i wasn't high on any shit or intoxicated...so as you know i really have a crazy bunch of pals so one night after our weekly dose of bashing and drinking, "which i swear to...i wasn't," my crazy ass pals decide we head to an appartment of one of the dudes who we were with to get a lil something in our bellies.

so being a total of seven, 3chicks n 4dudes,we chuck to westy where while eating and getting kinda bored, miss yours truly finds a pack of cards and comes up with strip pocker. now to make things a little bit interesting, we decide to mix it up a lil bit, the loosers have to do each a truth and dare from the winner.

Now one thing i hadn't considered, i really suck a pocker, i can play the normal cards game but vegas style pocker isnt one of my strong suits and neddless to say i lost, and badly at that.

Sooo being one who never could resist a dare (i think this comes from being born in between boys who used me as a punching bag, but i gave as gud as i got.hehe)i stated my terms and conditions which were completely ignored by th fuckers as they postponer it till later.

time flew and around 3am, we head back to a nearly deserted tao and my relief at being dare free soon turned to horror as the niggaz decidede it's time i di it, in the midle of nairobi from cellucom to the kenyatta ave, rd...What!! yeah yeah they did the ultimate dare and u woun't believe this but this biatch had to shed off her clothes and run!

Now some of you think im mad but a dare was a dare and as much as it was completely crazy, i couldn't let them think they finally came up with something i couldnt do,,sooooooooooo without further ado, i qiuckle stripped down to my birthday suite and together with three otha loosers we made our naked ass way down the road, pausing at every turn to glance if there was any person whom we didn't want to give a heart attack or worse...the cops....

TODAY FEB 2 (2009)

Okay, so I have been stressing with this whole college application thing mainly because I don’t want to think of myself as a quitter and a failure. For myself and for my father memory coz humans are a weird and sometimes cruel species. Some people will sympathize with you for losing your father and all and there are those who if they are able genuinely come up to help you. But you know one thing which I have that I don’t know if my strength or weakness is my pride. I want people to remember my father’s memory through me and what I have become in life. I don’t want to allow myself to give up hope ati coz now that I can’t afford to come up with money for uni. that I have to just sit and wait for destiny to take place, that will make me the laughing stock of the human population and trust me it’s not a reputation I want to build a legacy on.
I want to be great so I’m here struggling to get a place at a college to at least do a diploma in something that will give me a job at the end of struggling with school or if I can get sooner, all the better for me. But throughout you wonder are there really forces working against you that try as much as you can you cannot break away from fate?

Plays, booze n naughtyness!

Ok, so last friday, i went to town to check on my uni application and ended meeting up with my crazy ass of a pal. Now Bee really loves watching staged plays, contrast to me as i like being on stage more than watching..sooo she uses every blackmail trick in the book to convince me to go watch a certain play at phoenix theatres that lets say, watching 3 old widows drunk isn't as boring as you think, and i only went to see it coz of E, my crush and the sort of tech guy there, dealing with costumes lights and a bunch of other stuff. Oh did i mention he's super fwyne(hot).. So afta the play,( n no i dnt get any hoped liplocking action), she drags me to Mwendwa's. and since she was buying, why not? So after a few minutes of drinking, we net up with a few pals and thats when the crazy starts. So Bee tells S.t (who was already a bit tipsy) that i am the queen of dares as lets face it, i can't resist. So the fucker decides to challenge me and i end up doing some serious heavy petting with this chic with the whole bar cheering and screaming, esp the dudes..2nd round. Bee, who i now feel like killing, used to have this major crush on 'N', this hot guy with baby dreads who works at Homeboyz as a presenter. So because of her crazy mad ass head, i end up flashing 'N' my boobs and let him lick my nipples. This goes on with simulation blow jobs (Bee) and groping among us all at the amazement of the bartender and the rest who were there to drink. Well it was a show and a wild night . the fun weekend didn't stop there and if you want to know more let of know and ill show you where to read. Yeeehaw!

Introduction

You know for a blog, this page sure is empty, yeah yeah blame it on me..i guess creating this blog a year ago and leaving it blank is kinda wierd but hey, i'm a wierd kinda chick and i think it's about time to put this to good use so here goes.

Sunday 27, july 2008.

I sit here,
trying to think,
trying to make up an
Excuse,
But my mind is blank,
As it has been for the past
Week.
Sunday 27, july 2008.
I have been empty
Like a song with no words,
Like food with no taste
Like a leaf with a withering branch.
the pain tears through me,
ripping away my heart,,
Burning up my soul,
And yet i have to live,
But how do i?
He raised me, bore me,
Loved me endlessly,
The one person i thought
Would watch me graduate,
Walk me down the isle,
when i got married,
Laugh and be silly,
with my first born,
But all that is now nothing.
He is gone,
Taken away from me,
When i watched him,
His body in a coffin,
being lowered to the ground.
My soul was buried with him.
How do i move on, how do i find my own way,
Somebody please tell me,
Let me rant and rave,
Do not tell me to be strong,
that God knows why,
But if God knows why,
Why didn't he tell me,
Why did he have to let him
Suffer and die like he didn't care,
I want him back,
I want my father back!!!